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I’m back and in action and hope you enjoy the coverage of both the Consumer Electronic Show and the Adult Entertainment Expo.. at once!

The Adult Entertainment Expo taught me an invaluable lesson: When life gives you a giant penis, you must ride it. Or something like that. 😳

The (NSFW) footage below isn’t allowed on Youtube, so I posted it below for you to watch in horrified fascination:



Hey, don’t laugh.. I’m not a pro!Β  😳

  • NinjaCyborgJesus

    You pretty much, literally rode the cock…..

  • BlankJebus

    You rode that thing like a champ. I literally fell over laughing when i realized what was going on

  • Haha that was too awesome seeing you ride that tink, it looked liked you had fun.

    Have you seen the movie surrogates? It kinda remind me we are on that path that we will all have our own perfect real life avatar/surrogates to go out into the world and protray us as perfect beautiful people .

    I do think it could be usefull for people who are shy and people who have contagious diseases to experience the pelasure as well.

    But humans have a tendency to go to far with everything, so we wil see huh?

  • Horrid fascination indeed.

  • Ghetto Sithlord

    I hope nobody catches any STD’s from riding that

  • MrShoy

    As I said on the youtube account: “hee ha!”
    You had fun, that is important πŸ˜€

  • Erik

    I love beautiful girl. You are so hot and horny

  • but where’s the giant vagina ride? πŸ™

  • Sam

    You know.. youtube hates me, I made a comment on the video but it just ignored me. I blame firefox, adblock , google and santa.

    so here goes.

    Porn drives technology. It pushes the limits of tech and forces to develop new toys (no pun) that forces hardware and software to to the bleeding edge (again no pun ) we all love to be on. Once everyone is done getting their rocks off.. we try to figure out something remotely productive to do with it.

    And naturally, for a reference I’d like to quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPgQbOsrrqg It’s a source on the Internet therefore it must true.

  • em27

    It’s better that you couldn’t… YT is filled with pervs! Talking about agreeing on tech and porn going hand in hand… and a bit of lube… since the dawn of time. πŸ™‚

    • Sam

      Wait.. my reason to avoid YT… is pervs, and porn…. *looks up at the current post..* πŸ˜›

      actually, the 12 year old looking for attention is the part I mind the most on YT.

    • I can’t blveiee I’ve been going for years without knowing that.

  • Sir Wood

    Regarding tech-n-porn: we’ll have to wait for BSG Cylons (a la Number Six & Eight) or ST Holodecks. Dabo! πŸ˜›

  • jonndemainjr

    Want to write more but it is best to say great job the video were wonderful.

  • There is something so beautiful about watching you slide up and down the shaft of a cock. You can ride mine any time you wish. πŸ™‚

  • NickCollide

    That’s what I’d call a real cock-n-bull story!

    NC

  • Randy

    You’re not a pro but you took it as best you could. What was like to ride one that big? lol!

  • Hi Nixie
    About technology affecting the social and sexual lives of people…
    I think it has certain positive effects, but mostly negative. Of course, doing cybersex can be fun sometimes, but it can’t replace real sex. Both cyber and real sex can be perverted or sensitive, but only real sex can be passionate.
    Also, there are some cases when a couple get to know each other through the internet, but on a sexual part, technology is mostly alienating people from each other… sadly. Most people don’t try to get a real partner, cuz they can get what they want on the internet.
    I think that becoming a real man involves geting the first real girlfriend. Nowadays some boys don’t even try to get a real girlfriend, and I think it’s not good. You heard of that japanese boy who married a game character? The novel named Idoru by William Gibson comes into mind.
    So, I think that technology in itself is not bad (my job is about technology, so I don’t think it’s evil), only the uses of it.

  • Shiro-Nuba

    0.0…………ummmm………idk what to say about that…..but the guy that made that doll is gonna have some major amounts of $ to roll around in.

  • Security

    “There is something so beautiful about watching you slide up and down the shaft of a cock.”

    That comment is so nasty I kept laughing for a minute or two. πŸ˜€

    “Regarding tech-n-porn: we’ll have to wait for BSG Cylons (a la Number Six & Eight) or ST Holodecks. Dabo!”

    AMD/ATI claim to actually be working on holographic technology.

  • Stonedrunk

    I’ve been reading some of Asimov’s robot series, so the whole robot’s taking over really hit home. I think whoever was operating that thing was definitely trying to make it look suggestive. And Jenna should’ve been kissing you, not the camera. πŸ™‚ Great Vids Nixie!

  • You sure rode it girl! You know how to ride it don’t you? πŸ˜‰

  • carloscieloazul

    hello,i think you look like scully πŸ™‚ i like your videos πŸ™‚

  • carloscieloazul

    whats your real name? sorry my english

  • Abel

    I liked Jenna’s introduction,she is one of my favorites,thak you for sharing.

  • sarah

    great job riding that big dick!

  • Heffer Hofstaeder

    Esto confirma lo ke siempre sospechΓ©. A la Nixie le gustan las vergas gigantescas! Cochina rica!