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Sexy Geek Poem : All Your Base

You be my Peach, I’ll be your Mario.
I’ll pick you up in my kart,
Hope you dont mind sharing the seat.
We’ll cruise down rainbow road,
While exchanging body heat.

Things Come To A Head

I’ll capture your bunker,
with strategic use of force.
Send wave after wave,
Until you come for me,
Then my siege tank will respond

Salem Tank

There’s plenty of time
While I research the nuke
But when my launch is detected
It will be all over your base

My sword is large,
Controlled with precession and flow.
My materia is yours,
How I long to share your life force.
You are my final fantasy

Have an erotic nerd poem you want to share? Send it to me here and I might post it up. <3


  1. illage2 says:

    Cool poem. You’re really creative.

  2. TemplarKnight says:

    Great poem dear… Reading the “About the Author” section, I hope you don’t really mean it when you said “vain attempt at helping others”, because I think it isn’t a vain attempt at all… hehe
    BTW, would you marry me? ;-D


  3. Oellph says:

    Love it!

  4. Rig the Gear says:

    it was the most funny thing i had every read that laugh

  5. Icarus says:

    Nixie…I love you!

  6. Kajuru says:

    Moça você soube capitar a essência do amor gamer… Arrebentou…
    How do you say: ”my girlfreind never made a poem for me” (very bad english)

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