Sexy Geek Poem : All Your Base
You be my Peach, I’ll be your Mario.
I’ll pick you up in my kart,
Hope you dont mind sharing the seat.
We’ll cruise down rainbow road,
While exchanging body heat.
I’ll capture your bunker,
with strategic use of force.
Send wave after wave,
Until you come for me,
Then my siege tank will respond
There’s plenty of time
While I research the nuke
But when my launch is detected
It will be all over your base
My sword is large,
Controlled with precession and flow.
My materia is yours,
How I long to share your life force.
You are my final fantasy
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