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Exclusive Geek Erotica – “Talk Nerdy to Me”
Talk Nerdy To Me
And I will talk nerdy to you
You can tank and spank me
Come ride my epic mount
Grind all your levels with me
I will be your ling if you be my overlord
Don’t zerg my pylon
Take your time, no rushing
Talk nerdy to me
And I will talk nerdy to you
Mario had the right idea
Get the mushroom, super size for the princess
Just gotta ride my Yoshi
Photo Courtesey of Tahnh
You can be my master hand
Sure, just super smash
Or my Kirby, inhale me again and again
Talk nerdy to me
And I will talk nerdy to you
Help me now, my Orihime
Control my Raiestu
Together we can achieve Bankai
Artwork by Grey Foxx082
Or make it a Fairy Tail
Can you be my dragonslayer
I am your S ranked mission
So talk nerdy to me, my dear
And I will talk nerdy to you, just be a nerd for me
Many thanks to Anthony Haviaras for submitting this sexy poem for use on my site. <3
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Seriously come to England Nixie, no beating around the bush I will fuck you through the night.
F__K her through the night – how will you manage that when my ass will be in the way. Mannn yer very up front dude.
dude I’d stick my dick up your asshole until you move out of the way then I’d fuck her brains out until I can’t cum no more..I betcha she’s so super freaky in bed too
“fuck” her “through the night”? oh…..you mean by pulling out her nvidia g-card and replacing it with an unsupported ATI agp card from the late 90′s? …boner so gone now.
Awesome haha, mixes almost everything i like, PC games, mario bros and anime (y).. but you never mentioned metal =(
GPCinf, because metal music is not geeky, unless you mean ‘super shiny metal’ performed by Optimus Rhyme.
hehe lovely gg aj
<3
I know the person who wrote this personally. A very awesome job from a very awesome person!
I know the person who wrote that as well. He’s the best at everything that he puts his mind to <3
*tori* aka Babyblue– nerdy "Wow-Korgath"
Aw how sweet!!! nerdy poems are the best
<3
as Sheldon from the big bang theory would say “BAZINGA”
wow… now I feel kind of ashamed that i get all of those references…
Why be ashamed, I am the creator. I am a nerd and I am proud!
My mushroom is already super-sized so come on already and well grind through every level and i’ll push it all the way to the back of your dungeon … ill relentlessly siege your castle and bomb inside and out
Hey very nice site I’m jealous if only I could get my grub on
Haha Ok, I’ll have a crack at talking nerdy to ya
You be my Peach, I’ll be your Mario.
I’ll pick you up in my kart,
Hope you dont mind sharing the seat.
We’ll cruise down rainbow road,
While exchanging body heat.
I’ll capture your bunker,
with strategic use of force.
Send wave after wave,
Until you come for me,
Then my siege tank will respond
There’s plenty of time
While i research the nuke
But when my launch is detected
It will be all over your base
My sword is large,
Controlled with precession and flow.
My materia is yours,
How I long to share your life force.
Nixie you are my final fantasy