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The Best Geek Pick Up Lines

I know what you’re thinking, sappiness isn’t cool. Which is why I put together this nerdy pickup line list, and I was hoping that you wouldn’t block my pop up, if you know what I mean… ;D So talk nerdy to me!

1. Let’s get it on, just the 10 of us.

2. Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

3. I’m into bondage, I am the dungeon master after all.

4. You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts, it’s how you apply the force.

5. Hey baby, can I raid your tomb?

6. Wanna be my endosymbiont?

7. You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you.

8. Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.

9. Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you’ve been burning me up all day.

10. I less than three you.

11. Let’s get together and make a derivative.

12. How about we go home and engage in some simple harmonic motion.

13. You have 243 bones in your body, want another one?

14. I could see you reading my T-shirt from the other side of the LAN party.

15. If you were an x-y plane, I’d want to approach your origin from positive integers.

16. You know what they say, baby.. subduction leads to orogeny. How about we go back to my place and make the bedrock?

17. I want to go down on you faster than a Blizzard server.

18. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

19. Honey, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.

20. You defragment my life.

21. I want our love to be like pi; irrational and never-ending.

22. Excuse me, you’ve got incredible organelles.

23. Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!

24. Did you know that rogues do it from behind?

25. I think my heart just lagged.

26. Ooh, you’re into a 5 man raid? Kinky.

27. What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?

28. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

29. Have you ever been deep-linked?

30. If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

31. You make my flagellum tumble and twirl.

32. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

33. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

34. Hey there, can I see what’s under your radical?

35. At this time, I think you should purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of establishing a rapport.

36. Assimilate me baby, resistance is futile.

37. Scientists do it periodically on the table.

38. You show me your smile – I’ll show you my dongle.

39. Want to go somewhere where we can compare margins and optimize our output?

40. I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.


  1. Anonymous says:

    26. Ooh, you’re into a 5 man raid? Kinky.

    Oh hell no… that’s just like one of my random times where I just randomly say kinky after somebody says something… Anyway, I wish I had checked this a couple days ago, I would have told you to get your hands on L4D.

  2. Kailys3 says:

    My god Nix, I love you XD and I love that you put Wiki entry links all up in there, too, hehe. Now I know a whole bunch of fun new words!
    “13. You have 243 bones in your body, want another one?”
    I still can’t stop laughing…
    Though I have to say, the fact that you didn’t put an apostrophe before ’cause’ in #7 really puts a blip on my aggro meter XD

  3. Espen says:

    Nice 🙂 Too bad I can’t think of any women I know that would actually get most of them. like for example: 25. I think my heart just lagged. Well well, Valentines day is over and tomorrow it’s back to work.

    • MadsIp says:

      I’m a woman, I understand nearly all of those, It’s worse using them on men, Half of them only stare at your chest.

  4. ugashia says:

    This makes me sad i have no social life to try these out 🙁

  5. Anonymous says:

    I’m not feeling as creative as you were, but mabey I’ll try my hand on a couple real quick.

    Kinky/Snuff: Wanna boot the computer and execute a program with me baby?

    Cute: Is that a flash drive in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    Easy: I can be your DSL. High speed access.

    Humor: I promise if you call tommorow you won’t get a 404.

    Forward: Let me see if my PCIe will fit in your slot.

    Egocentric: You can touch me all you want, I won’t leave you with any malware.

  6. Vadi says:

    Amusing, thanks for sharing

  7. The Great Excelcior says:

    Not sure if this is cheesy, creepy, good or all 3 :

    Amazing… you just turned my floppy to a hard drive. You wanna go download? I’m linux – virus free.

  8. The_Cat says:

    lol- gnomes… I hate them so much…

  9. The_Cat says:

    oopse.. meant #35..

  10. here’s a list of linux-specific chat up lines:

  11. JPRanter says:

    All very nice.. however 21 has an error.. Pie most definitely can have an end, and is not irrational (pi on the other hand..)

  12. KiraOsteo says:

    Love them! I am a collector of nerdy pickup lines, and there were actually new ones in this list.

    One error…
    “13. You have 243 bones in your body, want another one?”
    A) There are 206 bones in the body, at least for an adult. If you want to count unfused caps a juvenile has on the long bones, be my guest, but that’s a bit more pedophilic than I’d care to be.
    B) Please, don’t use this one on an osteologist, for your own safety. A smart one will remind you of one of the many species to have a baculum (bone in the genitalia) – the common dog, a chimpanzee, or a skunk.

  13. Vinothbabu says:

    nixie if possible help me out in linux………………

  14. samantha says:

    wow this really helped with my Halloween costume

  15. Valerie says:

    so i got one thats not all mathematical but definately nerdy, you go behind him/her and check their shirts tag and say “i knew it, made in heaven.” 🙂

    Then theirs the Y hug, you have them put their hands up like a y (or v) and give them a kiss, “why hug when you can kiss??”

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  17. Bart says:

    i got one … would u be the priest to my warrior ? 😀 

  18. ZTrek says:

    Nixie would any of these work on you?

  19. John says:


    Great post, Nixie, Thanks for sharing.

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