The Best Nerdy Pick Up Lines of all Time

I know what you’re thinking, sappiness isn’t cool. Which is why I put together this nerdy pickup line list, and I was hoping that you wouldn’t block my pop up, if you know what I mean… ;D So talk nerdy to me!

1. Let’s get it on, just the 10 of us.

2. Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

3. I’m into bondage, I am the dungeon master after all.

4. You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.

5. Hey baby, can I raid your tomb?

6. Wanna be my endosymbiont?

7. You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you.

8. Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.

9. Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you’ve been burning me up all day.

10. I less than three you.

11. Let’s get together and make a derivative.

12. How about we go home and engage in some simple harmonic motion.

13. You have 243 bones in your body, want another one?

14. I could see you reading my T-shirt from the other side of the LAN party.

15. If you were an x-y plane, I’d want to approach your origin from positive integers.

16. You know what they say, baby… subduction leads to orogeny. How about we go back to my place and make the bedrock?

17. I want to go down on you faster than a Blizzard server.

18. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

19. Honey, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.

20. You defragment my life.

21. I want our love to be like pi…irrational and never-ending.

22. Excuse me, you’ve got incredible organelles.

23. Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!

24. Did you know that rogues do it from behind?

25. I think my heart just lagged.

26. Ooh, you’re into a 5 man raid? Kinky.

27. What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?

28. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

29. Have you ever been deep-linked?

30. If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

31. You make my flagellum tumble and twirl.

32. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

33. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

34. Hey there, can I see what’s under your radical?

35. At this time, I think you should purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of establishing a rapport.

36. Assimilate me baby, resistance is futile.

37. Scientists do it periodically on the table.

38. You show me your smile – I’ll show you my dongle.

39. Want to go somewhere where we can compare margins and optimize our output?

40. I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.

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