The Best Geek Pick Up Lines
I know what you’re thinking, sappiness isn’t cool. Which is why I put together this nerdy pickup line list, and I was hoping that you wouldn’t block my pop up, if you know what I mean… ;D So talk nerdy to me!
1. Let’s get it on, just the 10 of us.
2. Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
3. I’m into bondage, I am the dungeon master after all.
4. You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts, it’s how you apply the force.
5. Hey baby, can I raid your tomb?
6. Wanna be my endosymbiont?
7. You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you.
8. Baby, I know my chemistry, and you’ve got one significant figure.
9. Did you cast a DoT Fire Spell? Because you’ve been burning me up all day.
10. I less than three you.
11. Let’s get together and make a derivative.
12. How about we go home and engage in some simple harmonic motion.
13. You have 243 bones in your body, want another one?
14. I could see you reading my T-shirt from the other side of the LAN party.
15. If you were an x-y plane, I’d want to approach your origin from positive integers.
17. I want to go down on you faster than a Blizzard server.
18. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
19. Honey, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
20. You defragment my life.
21. I want our love to be like pi; irrational and never-ending.
22. Excuse me, you’ve got incredible organelles.
23. Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
24. Did you know that rogues do it from behind?
25. I think my heart just lagged.
26. Ooh, you’re into a 5 man raid? Kinky.
27. What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?
28. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
29. Have you ever been deep-linked?
30. If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
31. You make my flagellum tumble and twirl.
32. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
33. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
34. Hey there, can I see what’s under your radical?
35. At this time, I think you should purchase me an alcoholic beverage and engage in diminutive conversation with me in hopes of establishing a rapport.
36. Assimilate me baby, resistance is futile.
37. Scientists do it periodically on the table.
38. You show me your smile – I’ll show you my dongle.
39. Want to go somewhere where we can compare margins and optimize our output?