Then theirs the Y hug, you have them put their hands up like a y (or v) and give them a kiss, “why hug when you can kiss??”

One error…
“13. You have 243 bones in your body, want another one?”
A) There are 206 bones in the body, at least for an adult. If you want to count unfused caps a juvenile has on the long bones, be my guest, but that’s a bit more pedophilic than I’d care to be.
B) Please, don’t use this one on an osteologist, for your own safety. A smart one will remind you of one of the many species to have a baculum (bone in the genitalia) – the common dog, a chimpanzee, or a skunk.