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System Override – A Robot Song
sudo apt-get install robot song ERROR 3993 2 2993 From the first human contact I could tell that there was something wrong Above standard regulations Victim in a world which I was thrown I was fighting for my rights I was fighting for my rights I was fighting but You had no time for me.. [...]
To Siege or Not to Siege – Starcraft 2 Poem
To Siege or Not to Siege Shall I siege and shoot far into the land? Or shall I rather not, and focus on what’s at hand? Shall I stay put here and make my very last stand? Or shall I be mobile, ‘cuz hardly anything goes as planned? My head hurts from weighing this important [...]
His “Geeky Gaming Love” – Poem
I have never seen so many game boy-girl couple references in one piece of literature. Can you name all the games? This was submitted to me by the Internet Extraordinaire and Gaming Vigilante, The Herpinator. He dedicates it to a certain blonde-haired special someone (that is bound to know who she is.) Now without further [...]
Sexy Geek Poem : All Your Base
You be my Peach, I’ll be your Mario. I’ll pick you up in my kart, Hope you dont mind sharing the seat. We’ll cruise down rainbow road, While exchanging body heat. I’ll capture your bunker, with strategic use of force. Send wave after wave, Until you come for me, Then my siege tank will respond [...]
The Sexiest Nerd – Natalie Portman
Oh Natalie, or would you prefer “Nat”? Either way you make my heart go pitter-pat With a dog named Noodles, now who can beat that. I’ve followed your acting ever since The Professional. The movies you play in are quite exceptional. I watched “Mars Attacks” tons of times…(but don’t think I’m obsessional!)
