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The Sexiest Nerd – Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman sexy photo

Oh Natalie, or would you prefer “Nat”?
Either way you make my heart go pitter-pat
With a dog named Noodles, now who can beat that.

I’ve followed your acting ever since The Professional.
The movies you play in are quite exceptional.
I watched “Mars Attacks” tons of times…(but don’t think I’m obsessional!)

Moving away from Israel when you were 3,
You’re an only child like me.
But shaving your head for the role of Evey?
How crazy that must be!

Natalie Portman Buzzcut

Can’t stress how much “I love you”, my Star Wars Queen.
So I’ll just say it in Japanese, French, and Chinese
Dai-suki, je t’aime and wo ai ni..
That’s fine with you, cause you know all three.

You graduated from Harvard,
A strict vegetarian, or so I heard..
Some would say that’s absurd.
Know that you’re not a crazy bird..
You’re Natalie Portman, the sexiest nerd. ;D

Natalie Portman Padme Star Wars Sexy

You can also check Natalie out in my Top 10 Hottest Game Girls list here!

  • jayk1993

    nice poem
    i like it

  • @nitemgrlucas

    i agree with you about natalie portman being the hottest nerd. i saw her once in person – didn’t even speak to her – and i still talk about it to this day. i’m such a geek!

    p.s. loved the poem

  • GamerGeek

    amazing poem, keep it up

  • Nat is pretty cute but I’d take Nixie Pixel anytime over her. I like them country ginger girls…. LOL

  • aw

    So glad I am not the only one who loves some natalie portman. she’s been my favorite actress since I was 13….which I just realized means she’s been my favorite actress for more than half my life…wow…

  • NIXIE U R WAY SEXYER THAN natalie portman BY FAR!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN ON UR WORST DAY (wich iv never seen)!!!!!!!!!! IM A HUGE FAN, I LOVE UR WORK, AN UR THE ONLY WOMAN THAT I FANTISIZE ABOUT DAYLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Therapist

    So are you gay or bi?