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The Sexiest Nerd

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Natalie Portman sexy photo

Oh Natalie, or would you prefer “Nat”?
Either way you make my heart go pitter-pat
With a dog named Noodles, now who can beat that.

I’ve followed your acting ever since The Professional.
The movies you play in are quite exceptional.
I watched “Mars Attacks” tons of times…(but don’t think I’m obsessional!)


Moving away from Israel when you were 3,
You’re an only child like me.
But shaving your head for the role of Evey?
How crazy that must be!

Natalie Portman Buzzcut

Can’t stress how much “I love you”, my Star Wars Queen.
So I’ll just say it in Japanese, French, and Chinese
Dai-suki, je t’aime and wo ai ni..
That’s fine with you, cause you know all three.

You graduated from Harvard,
A strict vegetarian, or so I heard..
Some would say that’s absurd.
Know that you’re not a crazy bird..
You’re Natalie Portman, the sexiest nerd. ;D

Natalie Portman Padme Star Wars Sexy

You can also check Natalie out in my Top 10 Hottest Game Girls list here!

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Nixie is a girl that's been playing video games since she came out of the womb. 22 years later I decided to share these pent-up opinions about the industry, games, my likes and dislikes and everything in between. I also dabble with Linux and make a vain attempt at helping others dabble as well. Actually, I just like the word 'dabble'.

9 Comments

  1. Marvin says:
    November 25, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    Love the new design; very clean, fast… hawt.

    Reply
  2. Espen says:
    November 26, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    The bright background hurts my eyes :P

    Vegitarian huh…. that IS absurd… well each to hisher own I guess :)

    Reply
  3. nixiepixel says:
    November 26, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    So you’re vampiric, like me.. yeah, I know know it’s not ideal having it be white and and all.. but there’s a hot vector I colored in the bottom right, so it balances out.

    Reply
  4. loyalkng says:
    January 2, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Natalie Portman is the BOMB! So is this amazing piece of beautiful poetry! Portman FTW.

    Reply
  5. Matt says:
    May 20, 2009 at 7:45 am

    You’ve probably already seen this, but in case you haven’t.

    Natalie’s Rap:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0

    Reply
  6. Louis says:
    November 8, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    this is so true finally some who knows that Natalie Portman is a hot nerd
    *cyber hugs*

    Reply
  7. jayk1993 says:
    December 25, 2009 at 4:56 am

    nice poem
    i like it

    Reply
  8. @nitemgrlucas says:
    April 23, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    i agree with you about natalie portman being the hottest nerd. i saw her once in person – didn’t even speak to her – and i still talk about it to this day. i’m such a geek!

    p.s. loved the poem

    Reply
  9. GamerGeek says:
    August 14, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    amazing poem, keep it up

    Reply

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