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The Square Root of 3

Monday, June 8, 2009

I’m sure that I will always be,
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine,

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic,

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321,
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality,

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds,
With the wave of magic wands,

Our square root signs become unglued,
Your love for me has been renewed.

Edit: Yes, this is from a movie however the original author is David Feinberg.

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About the Author

Nixie is a girl that's been playing video games since she came out of the womb. 22 years later I decided to share these pent-up opinions about the industry, games, my likes and dislikes and everything in between. I also dabble with Linux and make a vain attempt at helping others dabble as well. Actually, I just like the word 'dabble'.

17 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:
    June 8, 2009 at 4:36 am

    Many claps

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  2. BigWhale says:
    June 8, 2009 at 4:45 am

    I dig this, I really do!

    Where is the vid of you reciting it?

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  3. Skorzeny DK says:
    June 8, 2009 at 6:54 am

    How beautiful, wish my math teachers would have used that poem :)

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  4. doug m says:
    June 8, 2009 at 9:33 am

    that movie was hilarious

    good quote!

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  5. Matt says:
    June 8, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Awwwwwww.
    I love geeky-poetry :)

    Reply
  6. mobiletone says:
    June 8, 2009 at 11:31 am

    awww, that’s kitteny cute

    Reply
  7. Sammy says:
    June 8, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    Woah, that’s deep.

    *Finger Snaps*

    Reply
  8. YoyoKirby says:
    June 8, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    I didn’t know you were Indian.

    Reply
  9. yes says:
    July 27, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    i loved the poem the minute i heard it! Here’s it in youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOSwChKvzaU

    Reply
  10. directrix1 says:
    January 19, 2010 at 7:43 am

    You like Harold and Kumar too? Awesome.

    Reply
  11. Lennie says:
    January 19, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    I think I still prefer the Algorhyme for the Spanning Tree Protocol by Radia Perlman. :-)

    Reply
  12. Natoar23ae says:
    January 20, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    In the picture: You missed “dx” at the left of the integration function. You also missed an arbitrary constant for the result (by the time you’re making an undefined integration)

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  13. dw says:
    January 26, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    hi, i liked the square root of three. cute. like YOU! actually i think your hawt! and listening to you talk is very captivating. i bet you will be very successful and famous one day as you definitely have the right stuff!

    Reply
  14. 3volution69 says:
    January 30, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    OMG HAROLD AND KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANIMO BAY!!

    Reply
  15. Kit says:
    February 11, 2010 at 12:50 am

    Solve for ” I”

    2I<6U

    Simple affectionate arithmetic

    Reply

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