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Are You a Net Neanderthal?
With the dawning of the Internet, it has never been easier to get in touch and establish relationships with those you otherwise would have never met. Yet, what about the ignorant strangers lurking about the inner sanctums of the Web? Such people inspire me and make me want to poison the water supply at the [...]
Holiday Contest – Winner Announced!
My thanks goes out to all whom participated in sharing their memories! If you weren’t around for the live show today, I have a recording for you where I announced the winner of the $800 RAM or Left4Dead 2 with gross wet hair! Mwuaha!
Congrats BigAndTall666, you won!
I’ll try to contact you and if I can’t [...]
Nixie’s Holiday Contest for Gaming Memories!
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Seasons Greetings! It’s about time for us to level up to year 2010, (you were able to tolerate me for an entire year).. and for that you deserve a gift! This time there’s $800 in prizes up for grabs, so listen up children!
The “What’s your best gaming memory?” Contest!
What you’ll win:
Your choice of:
4 GB Mushkin [...]
Gaming for Charity – Rocking Out at Ümloud 2009
The holiday season. A season of cheer, of change, (hope you like my new site design) and charities. Most people think of charities as stuffing a dollar or two in the red bucket that the Salvation Army guys encourage you to do by ringing their bells outside of Wal-marts.
If you’re like me, you’ve always wanted [...]
Battle of the Banners – Winners Announced!
The results are in! Thanks to all who submitted and the 400 + people that voted on the banners..
1st Place: Banner Ten created by Neek247
But..
Since so many of them were awesome, I’ve decided that I’m going to give up prizes to the 2nd and 3rd place!
Tell ‘em what they’ve won, Johnny!
Battle of the Banners Contest!
Exciting new changes are ahead and the time has come to boast some unbelievable bling (for my online space, that is). You’re all invited to make a banner and the one with the most votes will receive their choice of either:
LOTR Online PC DVD (NEW and Includes the Shadows of Angmar and Mines of Moria [...]
Girl Meets Sleep Deprivation
Ever forget to sleep? What about force yourself to stay awake? We’ve all done it, and the result of exhaustion is rarely pleasant. Here’s my crazy insomniac story:
The Square Root of 3
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I’m sure that I will always be,
A lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine,
Because You're so Sweet..
Your kindness, positive comments and ratings overwhelms me. It is because of this that I made “Thank You” video/prize giveaway..
(Don’t worry, it is playing in high quality)
EDIT: Your comments below are on an whole other level of cool.. I shall have a separate prize list for my blog commenter..reres. ;D
Contest rules is as follows:
Zombies, I love you..
… but you have betrayed me. Healthy as my obsession with you mindless, thoughtless and heartless beings may be, you have crossed the line. Here I arranged a party in Call of Duty, World at War and the dead humans there were courteous enough to let us use their Asylum for our tea and crumpets.
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Geeky Pranks = Much Love
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Okay, so maybe you didn’t get a chance to put shaving cream in someone’s shoes or fill your co-worker’s cubicle with packing peanuts. Don’t worry, my April Fools pranks didn’t work out the best either.
I wrote two sticky notes for family to see in the morning; the first one they were supposed to see was: [...]
Learning Leet Speak
Have you ever wondered about the origins of the internet slang you’ve been using? Well, my weighted companion cube has recently gotten ahold of my laptop where he absorbed a lot of leetspeak. Like most of us, he had no idea how to use it! If you’re not a 1337 h4×0r and you just want [...]
An Ode to Angry Gamers
In my latest video I asked what games do people play to escape all of life’s daily bullshit. There was a great response and I felt supported in my need to game as a stress reliever. One gamer that will remain nameless (for now) wrote me a rather less supportive message, and it went something [...]
Fun with Face Morphing
Have you ever wondered how you’d look as a video game character?
“Hi, I’m Nixie Croft.
Apart from my strange lack of boobage, (evidence of this here) you may have noticed that I look a bit different. This is because I had an invasive procedure called a “face morph.” It’s like a face lift, except sillier. [...]
The Best Nerdy Pick Up Lines of all Time
I know what you’re thinking, sappiness isn’t cool. Which is why I put together this nerdy pickup line list, and I was hoping that you wouldn’t block my pop up, if you know what I mean… ;D So talk nerdy to me!
Play with Me on Sad Bastards Day..
Three Reasons Why Valentine’s Day Sucks:
1.) It’s a holiday that centers around gushy, mushy, flushy, ooey gooey emotional crap.
2.) Since it’s a consumer holiday everywhere you go you are reminded of the aforementioned gushy, mushy emotional crap.
3.) The chocolate candy will cause you to be diabetic, if you’re not already.
The Solution:
1.) Game [...]
Top 5 Musical Mistakes in Gaming
We’ve learned from experience that video games can’t hold a tune when they are based on music celebrities. So I decided to make a Top 5 List of awful musician-based games in honor of 50 Cent’s upcoming train wreck, Blood on the Sand. Word.
5. Britney’s Dance Beat
Pop stars are all about repetition and this rhythm [...]
Top 10 Sexy Game Character Kinks
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In a world where sexual innuendos and bad puns reign supreme, we still manage to play video games without distraction. Finally innuendo and video games come together in full force! Here are my top 10 sexy video game characters and their kinks.. with some you wouldn’t expect.
The Gaming PC and the Console: Confluence
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How do you play your video games?
PC vs Console – The Facts:
For years PC gaming and console gaming have been insanely different. The PC always had the power, customization, data manipulation, and mods that consoles didn’t have. Consoles were more portable and a much lower price point, along with standard hardware and games that [...]
