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Game Night Giveaway – Win a Free Xbox 360 Slim or Kinect
Life isn’t easy being a super poker champion… or not. hehe. Once you check out the video above explaining a bit about how the contest works, then you can enter the drawing here for your chance to win an XBOX 360 S or a Kinect… it’s free, so don’t miss out! Separate from the prize [...]
Is Blizzard Cutting Corners?
Dear Blizzard Entertainment, As gamers, we realize that at this very moment you have millions of people grazing the lands with their Taurens, running their twinks about Stormwind, or roleplaying their dwarven warriors at the local Ironforge pub.. and then some. It’s a proud moment for game developers when doctors claim that nearly 40 percent [...]
Top 7 Most Sexy Geek Tattoos
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We geeks puff out our video game tee covered chests, adorn our necks with nerdy bling and even latch on our belt buckles Pac-Man style. One would say that this style of 1337 fashion makes us pretty hardcore. However, what about the select few who aren’t turned on by the idea of an 8 bit [...]
Fight the BP Oil Spill with Your Xbox
No one wants to defend BP, with or without their Xbox controllers in hand. However, for just $1, or 80 Microsoft points, you can download a new indie game from the Marketplace called Crisis in the Gulf. This cheeky little title is actually a simple tower defense game – players place stationary “submarines” with various [...]
WTF: EA Announces Medieval Sims RPG
EA was pleased to announce this Tuesday that their most popular franchise, ‘The Sims,’ is going medieval. With the first two ‘Sims’ releases selling more copies than the epic World of Warcraft series, ‘The Sims’ has managed to be crowned the single most sold PC game of all time. Every single unit of over 100 [...]
Sexy Geek Poem : All Your Base
You be my Peach, I’ll be your Mario. I’ll pick you up in my kart, Hope you dont mind sharing the seat. We’ll cruise down rainbow road, While exchanging body heat. I’ll capture your bunker, with strategic use of force. Send wave after wave, Until you come for me, Then my siege tank will respond [...]
Nixie Fails her Driver’s Test
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According to an insurance company’s telephone survey* of more than 2,000 drivers… 30 percent of women have drank and drove. 77 percent of women have crashed their vehicle. 36 percent of woman admitted to verbally abusing another driver. Gladly I succeed at not fitting into either of the above percentages in real life, but I [...]
Top 5 Moments of E3 2010
1. Dead Rising 2 Last year I wrote about how the Electronic Entertainment Expo was bringing back the booth babes, and I am quite happy to say that the trend continued during my visit to E3 this year. Beautiful women (and men!) were to be found in abundance, but none were quite so striking as [...]
Help Me Satisfy Your E3 Hunger!
No, I’m not talking vampires or a modern kind of junk food. E3 is right around the corner (June 15-17th) and promises to be better than ever. If the term E3, or Electronic Entertainment Expo sounds foreign to you.. read my article here to brush up on the lingo and culture a bit before you [...]
My Video Rant – Red Dead Redemption: Mild, Mild West
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I’m not going to beat around the bush on this one. Among other things, Rockstar games is well known for inventing ways for the character to score some sex. In the newly released action-adventure game Red Dead Redemption, prostitutes are back and in full force. The saloon, on paths, even in the middle of the [...]
Girls of War 3?
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Marcus, Cole, Dom and Baird are back bringin’ the pain for the last in the Gears of War trilogy. However, judging by these awesome cover shots from next month’s Game Informer, Epic is introducing some estrogen in the mix. Get a first look at my article here on GeekTyrant!
Nixie’s Holiday Contest for Gaming Memories!
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Seasons Greetings! It’s about time for us to level up to year 2010, (you were able to tolerate me for an entire year).. and for that you deserve a gift! This time there’s $800 in prizes up for grabs, so listen up children! The “What’s your best gaming memory?” Contest! What you’ll win: Your choice [...]
Modern Warfare 2 Bites Sometimes..
This time I bite back! Don’t get me wrong, I found the campaign to be a deadly combo of stunning, challenging and addictive. However, some parts of the Spec Ops (co-op missions) on veteran difficulty were so painful I can only compare it to a dentist visit. So, I decided to make a package deal [...]
Share Naked Videos with your Friends – The Future of Xbox Live
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With an upcoming feature that Microsoft has not yet announced, but hasn’t denied working on, you might be able to! Ok, so you can see that live already now, with Xbox Live Vision, but it isn’t as cool as saving it and sharing it with your friends, right? Wait, what? Recently a game developer let [...]
The Truth Behind the $60 Video Game
Have you ever wondered how the $60 price point for video games came to be? Crispy Gamer recently wrote a very engaging article where the author explained that there really is no consensus on why the pricing became what it is today, that $60 is more or less an arbitrary number, and that there may [...]
The Watilla Gorilla Way of Life
Having dug out and started playing all the amazing adventure games lately, I stumbled upon Dreamfall and reunited with my cheery friend, Wonkers the Watilla. I’ve taken a recording of some game footage, so let’s talk to Wonkers and see what he has to say… ^^^ (press play button) If electronic gorillas have this outlook [...]
My Gaming and Work Setup!
I wanted to give you a glimpse amidst the inner workings of my evil lab of gaming mayhem! What a better way to do this then walking around with a trembling webcam while I give you a tour of the town that is my computer room? Please enjoy!
Left 4 Dead 2 Banned in Australia
It looks like all the Aussies who eagerly awaited taking on the Infected with L4D’s sequel are getting bit by governmental zombies instead. The Australian Office of Film and Literature has officially put a country-wide ban on the sale of the game. But why? Follow my GameGirl here to find out!
Magic The Gathering Duels of the Planeswalkers – A Video Review
Being a huge Magic nerd, I had to try my hand at this strategy oriented fantasy-themed collectible card game gone digital. The game involves destroying the other player by any means necessary where you operate within a specific skill subset, varying from fire, forest creatures, black magic and others! Read my text article here at [...]
Gamestop Thief Mad for Madden
Every now and again we geeks hear about the strange and outlandish things people do for video games. The most recent “WTF” is one particular football loving thief who knocked off a Gamestop in Jacksonville, Florida this Monday. Did he simply force the clerk to empty the cash register like any self-respecting criminal would do? [...]
