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Fight the BP Oil Spill with Your Xbox
No one wants to defend BP, with or without their Xbox controllers in hand. However, for just $1, or 80 Microsoft points, you can download a new indie game from the Marketplace called Crisis in the Gulf. This cheeky little title is actually a simple tower defense game – players place stationary “submarines” with various [...]
WTF: EA Announces Medieval Sims RPG
EA was pleased to announce this Tuesday that their most popular franchise, ‘The Sims,’ is going medieval. With the first two ‘Sims’ releases selling more copies than the epic World of Warcraft series, ‘The Sims’ has managed to be crowned the single most sold PC game of all time. Every single unit of over 100 [...]
Sexy Geek Poem : All Your Base
You be my Peach, I’ll be your Mario. I’ll pick you up in my kart, Hope you dont mind sharing the seat. We’ll cruise down rainbow road, While exchanging body heat. I’ll capture your bunker, with strategic use of force. Send wave after wave, Until you come for me, Then my siege tank will respond [...]
Nixie Fails her Driver’s Test
According to an insurance company’s telephone survey* of more than 2,000 drivers… 30 percent of women have drank and drove. 77 percent of women have crashed their vehicle. 36 percent of woman admitted to verbally abusing another driver. Gladly I succeed at not fitting into either of the above percentages in real life, but I [...]
Top 5 Moments of E3 2010
1. Dead Rising 2 Last year I wrote about how the Electronic Entertainment Expo was bringing back the booth babes, and I am quite happy to say that the trend continued during my visit to E3 this year. Beautiful women (and men!) were to be found in abundance, but none were quite so striking as [...]
Help Me Satisfy Your E3 Hunger!
No, I’m not talking vampires or a modern kind of junk food. E3 is right around the corner (June 15-17th) and promises to be better than ever. If the term E3, or Electronic Entertainment Expo sounds foreign to you.. read my article here to brush up on the lingo and culture a bit before you [...]
My Video Rant – Red Dead Redemption: Mild, Mild West
I’m not going to beat around the bush on this one. Among other things, Rockstar games is well known for inventing ways for the character to score some sex. In the newly released action-adventure game Red Dead Redemption, prostitutes are back and in full force. The saloon, on paths, even in the middle of the [...]
Girls of War 3?
Marcus, Cole, Dom and Baird are back bringin’ the pain for the last in the Gears of War trilogy. However, judging by these awesome cover shots from next month’s Game Informer, Epic is introducing some estrogen in the mix. Get a first look at my article here on GeekTyrant!
Nixie’s Holiday Contest for Gaming Memories!
Seasons Greetings! It’s about time for us to level up to year 2010, (you were able to tolerate me for an entire year).. and for that you deserve a gift! This time there’s $800 in prizes up for grabs, so listen up children! The “What’s your best gaming memory?” Contest! What you’ll win: Your choice [...]
Modern Warfare 2 Bites Sometimes..
This time I bite back! Don’t get me wrong, I found the campaign to be a deadly combo of stunning, challenging and addictive. However, some parts of the Spec Ops (co-op missions) on veteran difficulty were so painful I can only compare it to a dentist visit. So, I decided to make a package deal [...]
