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Why You Rock My World!
Thanks to your hard work, votes, and all-around amazingly infectious nerdesque glory…. I have been chosen as a finalist to be Logitech’s “Host with the Most!” I am the only one out of the 3 finalists for San Francisco that has the XX chromosome and I am filled with more excitement than a red-headed 8 [...]
Top 7 Most Sexy Geek Tattoos
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We geeks puff out our video game tee covered chests, adorn our necks with nerdy bling and even latch on our belt buckles Pac-Man style. One would say that this style of 1337 fashion makes us pretty hardcore. However, what about the select few who aren’t turned on by the idea of an 8 bit [...]
Sexy Geek Poem : All Your Base
You be my Peach, I’ll be your Mario. I’ll pick you up in my kart, Hope you dont mind sharing the seat. We’ll cruise down rainbow road, While exchanging body heat. I’ll capture your bunker, with strategic use of force. Send wave after wave, Until you come for me, Then my siege tank will respond [...]
Hiding Behind the Monitor
Though this is an issue much more severe than any one game can reflect, many of you have asked for my thoughts on this story as a female gamer. For quite some time there has been an uproar over the plans Blizzard had to force WoW players to post as themselves (using their “real life” [...]
New Video: What They Didn’t Want to Show You at E3
Odds are that you’re tired of hearing about E3. {Why?} Because you know all there is to know about the expo and the games, tech and various other things that surround the convention, right? Perfect. This video is for you. {Again, why?} I made sure to touch base on the uncommon aspects of the show, [...]
Nixie Fails her Driver’s Test
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According to an insurance company’s telephone survey* of more than 2,000 drivers… 30 percent of women have drank and drove. 77 percent of women have crashed their vehicle. 36 percent of woman admitted to verbally abusing another driver. Gladly I succeed at not fitting into either of the above percentages in real life, but I [...]
Five Most Beautiful Booth Babes of E3 2010
I was very happy to attend (my very first) E3 this year and to experience the new & improved E3 booth babes! In honor of this momentous occasion, I have compiled a short list of my favorite eye candy from this year’s show. #5. Lovely Latinas promoting Lucha Libre Heroes Del Ring Stripper boots, skin [...]
Top 5 Moments of E3 2010
1. Dead Rising 2 Last year I wrote about how the Electronic Entertainment Expo was bringing back the booth babes, and I am quite happy to say that the trend continued during my visit to E3 this year. Beautiful women (and men!) were to be found in abundance, but none were quite so striking as [...]
Make Your Vote Count for E3 2010
With the Electronic Entertainment Expo rapidly approaching (in less than a week), I decided to crank up the amount of viewer participation here. You know your voice always counts with me. So, I sifted through all your game requests on my blog Twitter, Facebook, Youtube and more to narrow the list down to sizable poll. [...]
iPhone 4 – Lightweight, Thin and Sexy
Steve Jobs took center stage today at 10 AM PDT at the World Wide Developers Conference, facing the mass of tech-hungry magazines, newspapers and bloggers alike. For the last two years Apple has revealed their new iPhone at WWDC, so the audience was understandably bustling about the potential unveiling of their rumored 4G Iphone, much [...]
Help Me Satisfy Your E3 Hunger!
No, I’m not talking vampires or a modern kind of junk food. E3 is right around the corner (June 15-17th) and promises to be better than ever. If the term E3, or Electronic Entertainment Expo sounds foreign to you.. read my article here to brush up on the lingo and culture a bit before you [...]
My Video Rant – Red Dead Redemption: Mild, Mild West
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I’m not going to beat around the bush on this one. Among other things, Rockstar games is well known for inventing ways for the character to score some sex. In the newly released action-adventure game Red Dead Redemption, prostitutes are back and in full force. The saloon, on paths, even in the middle of the [...]
Exclusive Geek Erotica – “Talk Nerdy to Me”
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Talk Nerdy To Me And I will talk nerdy to you You can tank and spank me Come ride my epic mount Grind all your levels with me I will be your ling if you be my overlord Don’t zerg my pylon Take your time, no rushing Talk nerdy to me And I will talk [...]
Digital Debauchery – Dragon Age : Orgies?
Welcome to the first episode in my “Digital Debauchery” series! Like girl-on-girl kissing and threesomes? Apart from being an amazing all-around game, Dragon Age Origins is especially known for its steamy sex scenes. Here I show you how to unlock a four person love session! NOTE: This can only be done ONCE in the game, [...]
Star Wars Day!
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Star Wars Nerds all over the globe (myself included) just can’t resist using the popular quote: “May the Force Be With You” on May 4th, coining the phrase “May the 4th Be With You.” Rolls right off the tongue, doesn’t it? In celebration of this momentous event, here’s some memorable Star Wars related content that [...]
Blocked from a Website or Video? Protect Your Privacy with Proxies!
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Surfing the Internet these days can be risky business. You give up a great deal of information when you visit a web site such as your IP address, the city you are in, your browser info, your operating system; sites may also leave tracking “cookies” on your PC…or worse. Do not fear, all is not [...]
Love Poem from a Nerd
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Like two foci of an elliptical Your eyes entice me Cause my cardiac muscles To palpitate As I estimate the distance Between us I’ve arrived At the conclusion That you’re sitting Approximately 5 feet and 23 centimeters Away from me 7 and one half millimeters closer Than yesterday As you sit there And I calculate [...]
‘Sexting’ – Everybody’s Doin’ It!
It all started with catching one titillating glance. Just one peek of the smoking hot brunette’s freshly inked sleeve as she sat down next to you in your Creative Writing class. A week passes and you finally muster up the courage to ask her a question about sentence structure. She replies by writing her number [...]
Jenna Haze Loves Geeky Girls (Semi NSFW)
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I’m back and in action and hope you enjoy the coverage of both the Consumer Electronic Show and the Adult Entertainment Expo.. at once! The Adult Entertainment Expo taught me an invaluable lesson: When life gives you a giant penis, you must ride it. Or something like that. The (NSFW) footage below isn’t allowed on [...]
CES 2010: No More Cable Bondage
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This week at CES Unveiled, a company called Power Mat technologies created a lot of buzz around a product designed to charge mobile devices”wirelessly.” The company remains mum on the tech behind this innovation, calling it proprietary information. We can assume that it, like many new devices hitting the market, functions through magnetic induction… Read [...]
