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Jenna Haze Loves Geeky Girls (Semi NSFW)
I’m back and in action and hope you enjoy the coverage of both the Consumer Electronic Show and the Adult Entertainment Expo.. at once!
The Adult Entertainment Expo taught me an invaluable lesson: When life gives you a giant penis, you must ride it. Or something like that.
The (NSFW) footage below isn’t allowed [...]
CES 2010: No More Cable Bondage
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This week at CES Unveiled, a company called Power Mat technologies created a lot of buzz around a product designed to charge mobile devices”wirelessly.” The company remains mum on the tech behind this innovation, calling it proprietary information. We can assume that it, like many new devices hitting the market, functions through magnetic induction…
Read my [...]
Orgasmic Nixie News with a Side of CES
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It’s official. I’m on a most stupendous mission to cover the Consumer Electronics Show for SG in 3 weeks. I’m excited about it, though I’m finding it strange that I must fight in order to get recognition at some of these press events.
“Sorry, but SuicideGirls is not the kind of demographic we’re looking for.”
Don’t they [...]
Sex Sells.. but this?
I understand what they were going for here.. and having two “naked” women that you get to dress and undress seems intriguing for men and some sex positive women — but do you think this is a successful advertisement?
I can see the wife opening her Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa present now.
Wife: “Oooh honey I love it! Since when [...]
Hot Girl Iphone App – Seduce a Suicide Girl
As a kid, I loved reading books, and I have fond memories of reading those choose-your-adventure stories (trying not to sneak a peek at the ending ahead of time!). These days, I am more into technology than I am reading adventure stories, but with the Suicide Girls’ new iPhone app, Seduce a Suicide Girl, you [...]
Truth in Advertising?
With all these exciting changes taking place (some to be launched in the very near future) I have had even more time to linger in my good ol’ computer room and watch videos. I have always loved the Mac and PC commercials, here’s an example:
Upon further exploration I found that there are even more extreme [...]
Do You Wanna Date My Avatar Lyrics!
I’m a huge fan of Felicia Day and all she has accomplished (and continues to) so I thought I’d jot down the actual lyrics to the Guilds little geek oriented music video. Check them out! They’ll be sure to cheer you up, or at least but a smile across that MMO-playin’ mug of yours. :>>
I Want to Pay For My E-Mails!
Yes, you read that correctly – I want to pay for the e-mail I send. Imagine a scenario where whenever you went to a store and made a purchase, that store began sending you physical mail. At least one per week, sometimes up to one a day. What is worse, some stores sell your address [...]
Warcraft Movie Details Revealed!
Arthas: “Now, I call out to the spirits of this place. Whatever you be, good or ill or neither or both. I can feel you here. I know you are listening. I’m ready. I understand. And I tell you now—I will give anything, or pay any price, if only you will help me save my [...]
No Aggro (WoW Song)
Why can’t we all just get along? This is a song I wrote about my WoW gnome character Ludith who wanted peace between the Horde and Alliance.
It’s also my present to you guys as well as my 5,000 + Youtube subscribers for sticking with me for an entire year as I rant, rave, and post [...]
Low Tide
the saw wave’s cutting through me, but I do not mind
its the pulse when my heart beats, sharp and refined
oh the triangle will be, sweeter than wine
so just open your eyes, and you’ll see the sine
Video Game Porn : Whorecraft
Previously titled Whorecraft, Whorelore is no longer allowed to say they are based off of the game World of Warcraft. That hasn’t stopped them from making tons of high quality fantasy porn videos that capture the very sexy essence of geek. It’s only fitting that a hardcore gamer gets their fix of hardcore gaming porn, [...]
The Square Root of 3
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I’m sure that I will always be,
A lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine,
Polyphasic Sleep : Trendy or Terrific?
From drive-thru windows and online appointment makers to those mini credit cards you can pass over a sensor to pay things at the speed of light; People are always looking for ways to save time. However, no matter how many technical marvels we invent to maximize our time, there is one inevitable culprit that demands [...]
Top 10 Hottest Video Game Girls
In honor of Activision’s announcement that Megan Fox (with some other unimportant people, like a “Sheeuh” somebody..) will be providing voice-overs for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, I wanted to give you a look at some of the hottest actresses to grace our presence in computer and video games. While we don’t (always) get the [...]
The Best Nerdy Pick Up Lines of all Time
I know what you’re thinking, sappiness isn’t cool. Which is why I put together this nerdy pickup line list, and I was hoping that you wouldn’t block my pop up, if you know what I mean… ;D So talk nerdy to me!
All WoWers will get their Chance to Go Pro
Did you think it was impossible to make up for all the lost time and money that World of Warcraft managed to drain out of you? Don’t worry, we’ve all been there..
Tomb Raider – The Boob Chronicles
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“Tomb Raider – Underworld” is the 8th game in the legacy of Lara Croft and the latest odyssey in this busty brunette’s career. However, sales were far lower than Eidos expected, causing their stock to plummet. In the last year the company has lost 74 percent of its total value.
Searching frantically for an explanation to [...]
Nerds and Porn Stars Come Together for One Weekend!
Next week I will be covering the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, to check out the new games and hardware and give you guys my thoughts and photos throughout the whole event.
Since the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo is happening the same weekend, I may head on over there and give you my hands-on report. [...]
Hollywood Hottie Mila Kunis is Addicted to WOW?
I was super skeptical that the starlett of That 70’s show, voice of Meg Griffin in The Family Guy, and main character in one of my new favorite movies Forgetting Sarah Marshall was a secret WOW fanatic. I mean, companies have done weirder things for hits on their advertising. Interviews can be easily staged, right?
Apparently [...]
