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Top 7 Most Sexy Geek Tattoos
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We geeks puff out our video game tee covered chests, adorn our necks with nerdy bling and even latch on our belt buckles Pac-Man style. One would say that this style of 1337 fashion makes us pretty hardcore. However, what about the select few who aren’t turned on by the idea of an 8 bit [...]
Sexy Geek Poem : All Your Base
You be my Peach, I’ll be your Mario. I’ll pick you up in my kart, Hope you dont mind sharing the seat. We’ll cruise down rainbow road, While exchanging body heat. I’ll capture your bunker, with strategic use of force. Send wave after wave, Until you come for me, Then my siege tank will respond [...]
Five Most Beautiful Booth Babes of E3 2010
I was very happy to attend (my very first) E3 this year and to experience the new & improved E3 booth babes! In honor of this momentous occasion, I have compiled a short list of my favorite eye candy from this year’s show. #5. Lovely Latinas promoting Lucha Libre Heroes Del Ring Stripper boots, skin [...]
My Video Rant – Red Dead Redemption: Mild, Mild West
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I’m not going to beat around the bush on this one. Among other things, Rockstar games is well known for inventing ways for the character to score some sex. In the newly released action-adventure game Red Dead Redemption, prostitutes are back and in full force. The saloon, on paths, even in the middle of the [...]
Digital Debauchery – Dragon Age : Orgies?
Welcome to the first episode in my “Digital Debauchery” series! Like girl-on-girl kissing and threesomes? Apart from being an amazing all-around game, Dragon Age Origins is especially known for its steamy sex scenes. Here I show you how to unlock a four person love session! NOTE: This can only be done ONCE in the game, [...]
‘Sexting’ – Everybody’s Doin’ It!
It all started with catching one titillating glance. Just one peek of the smoking hot brunette’s freshly inked sleeve as she sat down next to you in your Creative Writing class. A week passes and you finally muster up the courage to ask her a question about sentence structure. She replies by writing her number [...]
Jenna Haze Loves Geeky Girls (Semi NSFW)
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I’m back and in action and hope you enjoy the coverage of both the Consumer Electronic Show and the Adult Entertainment Expo.. at once! The Adult Entertainment Expo taught me an invaluable lesson: When life gives you a giant penis, you must ride it. Or something like that. The (NSFW) footage below isn’t allowed on [...]
Sex Sells.. but this?
I understand what they were going for here.. and having two “naked” women that you get to dress and undress seems intriguing for men and some sex positive women — but do you think this is a successful advertisement? I can see the wife opening her Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa present now. Wife: “Oooh honey I love it! [...]
Hot Girl Iphone App – Seduce a Suicide Girl
As a kid, I loved reading books, and I have fond memories of reading those choose-your-adventure stories (trying not to sneak a peek at the ending ahead of time!). These days, I am more into technology than I am reading adventure stories, but with the Suicide Girls’ new iPhone app, Seduce a Suicide Girl, you [...]
Video Game Porn : Whorecraft
Previously titled Whorecraft, Whorelore is no longer allowed to say they are based off of the game World of Warcraft. That hasn’t stopped them from making tons of high quality fantasy porn videos that capture the very sexy essence of geek. It’s only fitting that a hardcore gamer gets their fix of hardcore gaming porn, [...]
Top 10 Hottest Video Game Girls
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In honor of Activision’s announcement that Megan Fox (with some other unimportant people, like a “Sheeuh” somebody..) will be providing voice-overs for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, I wanted to give you a look at some of the hottest actresses to grace our presence in computer and video games. While we don’t (always) get the [...]
Tomb Raider – The Boob Chronicles
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“Tomb Raider – Underworld” is the 8th game in the legacy of Lara Croft and the latest odyssey in this busty brunette’s career. However, sales were far lower than Eidos expected, causing their stock to plummet. In the last year the company has lost 74 percent of its total value. Searching frantically for an explanation [...]
Nerds and Porn Stars Come Together for One Weekend!
Next week I will be covering the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, to check out the new games and hardware and give you guys my thoughts and photos throughout the whole event. Since the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo is happening the same weekend, I may head on over there and give you my hands-on [...]
Hollywood Hottie Mila Kunis is Addicted to WOW?
I was super skeptical that the starlett of That 70′s show, voice of Meg Griffin in The Family Guy, and main character in one of my new favorite movies Forgetting Sarah Marshall was a secret WOW fanatic. I mean, companies have done weirder things for hits on their advertising. Interviews can be easily staged, right? [...]
Digital Flesh is the Best Kind
You see it first folks, haha. At any rate, I was utterly fatigued when making it– but I just wanted to throw up a quick video nonetheless, as I am stubborn. I assure you I will be all about coherence next time! Enjoy! or, try to at least.. It’s amazing how much doing festivities on [...]
