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Top 10 Hottest Video Game Girls

In honor of Activision’s announcement that Megan Fox (with some other unimportant people, like a “Sheeuh” somebody..) will be providing voice-overs for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, I wanted to give you a look at some of the hottest actresses to grace our presence in computer and video games. While we don’t (always) get the pleasure of seeing the ladies in actual video, it is still fun to picture these video game vixens in our mind’s eye while listening to their sultry voices..

So here are the top 10 hottest video game actresses:

10. Natalie Portman & Angelina Jolie

I am cheating a little here, but this list wouldn’t be complete without them. They didn’t actually provide voice acting for the games Lego Star Wars: The Video Game and The Flying Legion Air Combat Challenge. Archive footage from the movies their games were based on, where they appeared, was re-used in these games, but they had to be here. Angelina is the epitome of sensuality and beauty, and Natalie is my hot nerdy crush.

9. Diora Baird

I will be honest with you – I had no idea who Diora was until I was doing research for this article. But “Femme Fatale” from the game Scarface: The World is Yours was so hot I just had to make room for her. Her picture above gives you some idea why, though I just wish I could post the NSFW pictures I found first!

8. Kristen Bell

This Forgetting Sarah Marshall hottie has the type of physique that only top-dollar personal trainers can help you attain. Kristen spoke as Lucy Stillman in Assassin’s Creed, and the lovely research scientist’s digital visage also bears a remarkable resemblance to the beautiful Ms. Bell.

7. Jenna Jameson

I love video games and I love porn, so naturally I really love porn star Jenna Jameson, who played the roles of Candy Suxxx (heh heh) in GTA: Vice City and Daisy in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4. Jenna’s popularity as a porn star grew so much and she became so sought after that at one point she chose to only appear in girl-girl porn scenes (sorry guys!), and has since moved on to B-movies. She recently appeared in the film Zombie Strippers – a combination of two more things that I love!

6. Jamie Pressly

The Saints Row franchise has a very lovely lady adding her voice – Jamie Pressly does the voice-overs for Jessica. Jamie really doesn’t get enough credit for her acting skills, such as her hilarious role as Joy in My Name is Earl. However people do give her credit for her amazing body (work out much???) and pretty features, as well they should!

5. Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett is not your stereotypical Hollywood actress in many ways, and she is certainly a striking beauty. Her voice is incredibly sultry, so you would expect her to play.. a seductress in the next GTA? The sexy-but-strong superhero in an action game? Nope – she plays Mindy from The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie game. The inspiration behind Katy Perry’s I Kissed a Girl makes even this cute little cartoon character sexy.

4. Milla Jovovich

Simply put, Milla rocks. You may assume that she is on this list because of (other than being smokin’ hot) her Resident Evil roles, but you would be wrong. Unfortunately she did not give the game Alice her voice, only the movie Alice, disqualifying her. I first fell for her when I saw her as Leeloo in the Fifth Element, and it is because of her reprising this role in the Fifth Element game that she made the list.

3. Jessica Alba

How many celebrities get caught by paparazzi on the beach in their bathing suits and look even better than when they’re in front of a video camera? I think the honor of best celebrity beach bod goes to Jessica, who lends her voice to Susan Storm in the Fantastic Four game and Max Guevara in the Dark Angel video game. Real or digital, in costume or out, Jessica is simply hot.

2. Mila Kunis

I already shared my crush on the sexiest WoW player alive with you guys.. but that isn’t why she made this list. Mila played the roles of Tanya in Saints Row and Meg Griffin in the Family Guy video game. She also looked amazing in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Tanya gives her real-life counterpart a run for her money.

1. Megan Fox

Ok, I know this list is in honor of her, but she is hot enough to be mentioned twice and make the top of the list. So Transformers: The Game didn’t exactly rock our socks off (if only), but anything with Megan in it is worth trying at least once, right? Well, maybe not, but a girl can dream.. After all, Ms. Fox was the hottie who tried to convince a stripper to quit her job and run away with her. (Who could possibly turn that offer down??)

Honorable Mention – Ginger Lynn Allen

You guys know I love both games and porn, so Ginger deserves mention just for being in both. However Ginger also appeared in live action video in several Wing Commander games (as did Mark Hamil!), so she gets a doubly honorable mention today.

I hope you guys enjoyed this – leave a comment below and let me know what sultry sirens I missed.

  • NeoReloaded

    Natalie Portman has one of those faces i could just look at all day & a few other things opps!

    I can only imagine phone sex with Scarletts sultry voice he he.

    as for Diora Baird wow thats all im saying. How r women so fine.

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  • ghstfcdkilla

    disappointed that brooke burke didnt make the top 10 for her role in need for speed
    http://right-thoughts.us/images/gallery/brooke_burke_pink_bikini_08.jpg

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  • M.

    You are the hottest chick of them all: CAUSE YOU GOT BRAINS!!!

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