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Video Game Porn : Whorecraft

Previously titled Whorecraft, Whorelore is no longer allowed to say they are based off of the game World of Warcraft. That hasn’t stopped them from making tons of high quality fantasy porn videos that capture the very sexy essence of geek. It’s only fitting that a hardcore gamer gets their fix of hardcore gaming porn, and I’m not talking about World of Porncraft.

(By reading onward you are saying that you’re 18 or over and are ready for aural, oral, and visual stimuli of epic gaming-inspired proportions.)

Whorelore (a.k.a Whorecraft)

rogues do it from behind

Though most people would find having a porn dedicated to them being one of the highest honors, Blizzard wasn’t very happy when they found out that the sex industry got ahold of their geeky gem. Blizzard brandished their big legal balls and they had an all out cockfight (pun intended). Some of the porn stars were actually WOW players – hot ones at that. (Like Mia Rose)

After their slanderous slip-up in the first episode, Whores of Warcraft: “Rogues Do it From Behind,” they learned quickly; they changed their name and have been “pumping” out new episodes ever since.

What to Expect:
(quoting a description within the site)

The adventure continues with the elven priest Tiana and her half sister, Remus. Remus is sent on a quest to awaken a demon of the night. She must gather a set of articles in order to complete the ritual. However, all is not that simple as Remus enlists the help of Tiana to obtain an item..

whorecraft download section

Now that’s one hot looking troll. Pardon me miss, but I was wondering if I could Feral Charge your Sunken Temple? Oh wait, that’s WoW.

These sex videos are definitely not about WoW.. *cough* but if you’re looking for fantastical sex done by hot and famous porn stars.. look no further.

Enough of this talk, take me there!

Didn’t have enough gaming nudeness and lewdness? Don’t worry, here you can find all the XXX amateur pixel-derived porno that your little heart desires! If you are not well versed with Rule 34 of the Internet, you soon will be:

If it exists, there is porn made of it.

And if it’s nerdy, I’ll be writing about it.

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19 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    God I love the internet.

  2. xyx90 says:

    porns trying to have a story suck 🙂

    i’ve seen some episodes of this and neither the porn, nor the story of it is really worth watching… and i dont actually think that even a hardcore WoW player would want to see a troll thing whatever masturbating

  3. BigWhale says:

    Are you kidding? Perhaps not trolls, but some elfbian action, I’m all for it! 😛

  4. Sammy says:

    I’m disturbed and intrigued at the same time. (Although more of the former than the latter. >_>)

    Well played Ms. Pixel, well played.

  5. Anonymous says:

    What would we do without porn….get a girlfriend/boyfriend… nah too much work required.

  6. IrvineKinneas says:

    Never heard of that before! Nice finding Nixie! I’ll have to check that one of these days!

    Thanks!

  7. diego says:

    haha, all hail 4chan

  8. Pixiemars says:

    Duderella this has got to be one of your best finds yet. Who would have thought that orcs also have skin toned rear entry ways…

    @xyx90 The internet has always been filled with pictures of trolls masturbating and it seems to be a sturdy business model 😛

  9. pizza80 says:

    Ιf all the porn was taken off the internet, there would only be one site left. and it would be called “bring back the porn.”

    (definitely not mine, but it’s a good one :p)

  10. Econael says:

    How about some Starcraft pron?
    Queen of Blades and Tassadar, heheheh ^^

  11. cyberfux says:

    Ok, i found this site because of the geeks-are-sexy.net “Sexiest Geek 2009” contest – all i read was “redhead” and “linux” 😉

    I have to say: You my dear Nixie are more than a stunning beauty that makes geeks fapping 😉

    In all my years and years and years (gosh i’m feeling old ATM) i never found the gathering of more then 2 of the following:

    1. American (let’s talk about bigotry 😉 )
    2. Female
    3. Geek
    4. Redhead
    5. Stunning
    6. Into Linux
    7. No probs with pr0n

    So: Rock on grrl!

    Greetz from germany – Fux

  12. Lorddavo4 says:

    I’ve seen this one and it was quite enjoyable though not the best story we need some legend of zelda pr0n

  13. Nonymous says:

    “If it exists, there is porn made of it. except for nixiepixel until now” o_o”

  14. RedLib says:

    First episode started promising… some hot fantasy promising action… But it soon become disappointing… The story with all kinky opportunity was dropped and it was all mechanical boring vanilla porn.

    Possibly I’m too kinky – geek in sex as everything else…

  15. GamerGeek says:

    very interesting 😛 the internet has all the answers doesn’t it

  16. Paul says:

    fap fap fap…..splooooge

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