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Kindle Actually 77 Year Old Concept

Kindle Actually 77 Year Old Concept


Sexy Geek Poem : All Your Base

You be my Peach, I’ll be your Mario.
I’ll pick you up in my kart,
Hope you dont mind sharing the seat.
We’ll cruise down rainbow road,
While exchanging body heat.

Things Come To A Head

I’ll capture your bunker,
with strategic use of force.
Send wave after wave,
Until you come for me,
Then my siege tank will respond

Salem Tank

There’s plenty of time
While I research the nuke
But when my launch is detected
It will be all over your base

My sword is large,
Controlled with precession and flow.
My materia is yours,
How I long to share your life force.
You are my final fantasy

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