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Exclusive Geek Erotica – “Talk Nerdy to Me”

Talk Nerdy To Me
And I will talk nerdy to you

You can tank and spank me
Come ride my epic mount
Grind all your levels with me

I will be your ling if you be my overlord
Donโ€™t zerg my pylon
Take your time, no rushing

Talk nerdy to me
And I will talk nerdy to you

Mario had the right idea
Get the mushroom, super size for the princess
Just gotta ride my Yoshi

Photo Courtesey of Tahnh

You can be my master hand
Sure, just super smash
Or my Kirby, inhale me again and again

Talk nerdy to me
And I will talk nerdy to you

Help me now, my Orihime
Control my Raiestu
Together we can achieve Bankai

Artwork by Grey Foxx082

Or make it a Fairy Tail
Can you be my dragonslayer
I am your S ranked mission

So talk nerdy to me, my dear
And I will talk nerdy to you, just be a nerd for me

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Many thanks to Anthony Haviaras for submitting this sexy poem for use on my site. <3