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First Ever Starcraft 2 Poem – Anabolmarine


From the racks I come with my trusty stim;
Reactors pump our numbers to the extreme.
Supported by the medivac’s healing stream,
I march on for the Terran dream.

The lab will give me my so needed shield,
so I’m not worried when I go onto the field
while our workers continue minerals to yield,
all around us our enemy’s blood gets spilled.

When dropped I don’t stop the harrass
I inject my stim and start shooting fast;
and even when my live will pass,
another Anabolmarine will fill the mass.

With Marauders and Medivacs we own the land
and many players scream MMM should be banned,
because a lot of drops they don’t withstand;
well, Anabolmarine is just a deadly brand.

Inspired by the Stimpacks the Space Marines have in Starcraft 2 “Anabolmarine” was submitted to me by two people, wishing to remain anonymous with no names other than “Econael and Moe.” I have never read any poetry on an RTS before, and this particular one is more than amazing. Thanks so much guys!