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The Sexiest Nerd – Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman sexy photo

Oh Natalie, or would you prefer “Nat”?
Either way you make my heart go pitter-pat
With a dog named Noodles, now who can beat that.

I’ve followed your acting ever since The Professional.
The movies you play in are quite exceptional.
I watched “Mars Attacks” tons of times…(but don’t think I’m obsessional!)

Moving away from Israel when you were 3,
You’re an only child like me.
But shaving your head for the role of Evey?
How crazy that must be!

Natalie Portman Buzzcut

Can’t stress how much “I love you”, my Star Wars Queen.
So I’ll just say it in Japanese, French, and Chinese
Dai-suki, je t’aime and wo ai ni..
That’s fine with you, cause you know all three.

You graduated from Harvard,
A strict vegetarian, or so I heard..
Some would say that’s absurd.
Know that you’re not a crazy bird..
You’re Natalie Portman, the sexiest nerd. ;D

Natalie Portman Padme Star Wars Sexy

You can also check Natalie out in my Top 10 Hottest Game Girls list here!