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Why I will Never buy a Branded Computer Again

I have been helping my roommate try to re-install the operating system on her moms brand spanking new laptop. Being unafraid of the corporate goons coming down on me with their legal wrath, I can tell you we got it from Toshiba. :crazy:

The problem: Toshiba has installed an extra 40 gigabytes onto their supposedly “clean” operating system. It’s all crap; bloatware (anti-virus, free trials, dvd burning stuff, AOL web browser, *shudders*, music software, “Tame-Your-Poodles-Luscious-Locks” instructional videos.. you name it.) Some companies let you remove this bloatware, they charge you most of the time.. but they at least let you remove it. Toshiba, however, does not…

The Solution: A truly clean reinstallation; nuking all the crap off the system and starting over. Afterall, the actual install of vista minus bloatware is only 17 gigs, not 60.

What set the tone: I study and love all different languages. Speaking in tongues fascinates me. I’m Russian for crying out loud. However, when I call the U.S Tech Support I do not want to hit the wrong button and have them speaking French to me just because I didn’t select “English” from a list of two other choices.

Once they figured out I didn’t speak a lick of French, they put me back in queue.. where I was placed on hold for the better part of the evening. Finally, I was greeted by a man with a lovely Indian accent who’s name was clearly butchered just to make it more pronounceable. Don’t get me wrong- I have no problem with Indian people. However, when your real name is clearly Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, why cater to our American ignorance by re-identifying yourself?

Apu Simpsons Kwik E Mart Saying

Dear Bob tried to help me to the best of his (scripted) ability. He offered me a wealth of (standard) support, running me through the basic tech support script. However, my problem was simple. I had a brand new Toshiba Satellite L305 laptop. I had an assload of bloatware installed and running on it (taking up a good portion of RAM and an extra 50GB of needed hard drive space, on top of the O/S!) I got myself a copy of the Vista x64 DVD (thank you, Pirate Bay), vLite (never install Vista without it), and Automated Backup/Restore (never fear for your OEM installation of Vista again). Together with my quite valid (though OEM) Vista key, I reinstalled the operating system to my own standards, whereupon it hummed along speedily and happily.

With one problem. I had no display drivers.

Oh, Toshiba was quite helpful in providing drivers to me (in general). In fact, the Satellite came with every driver necessary for every possible piece of hardware in the Satellite L300 series, as well as every possible operating system they sold, pre-installed. Some would find this quite helpful. This wouldn’t be half bad if basic drivers for every piece of equipment were available on their site. However, for some reason no Vista driver was available for the Intel Graphics Accelerator 4500M for Vista x64 on their website. So, like any loyal customer, I called technical support. Woohoo!

The conversation can be broken down to:
Me: “Hi, I need a Vista x64 driver for my display adapter.”

Toshiba Zombie: “I’m sorry sir, that driver does not exist.”

Me: “But, in order for it to function properly on the pre-installation it would have to exist.”

Toshiba Zombie: “It doesn’t.”

Me: “But, hardware manufacturers create drivers for the current Windows operating systems and this is how they function properly.”

Toshiba Zombie: “Sorry, one doesn’t exist.”

Me: “Without one, it wouldn’t work.”

Toshiba Zombie:“We don’t have one.”

Me: “Fine. I’ll have to go to Intel then and download it from them, what model do I have installed?”

Toshiba Zombie: “I don’t have that information, you’ll have to call another department tomorrow.”
{critical hit!}

So, looking through the specifications on the site where the computer was purchased, I figured out what adapter was actually installed in my computer. In about 2 minutes, I had found and downloaded the (non-existent, according to my foreign friend) appropriate driver from Intel’s website.

Toshiba, Dell, HP and others (you know who you are).. do us all a favor and stop trying to make money on us by bloating up our machine with tons of resource hogging freebies that you know we don’t want or need.