Sexy Geek Poem : All Your Base

You be my Peach, I’ll be your Mario.
I’ll pick you up in my kart,
Hope you dont mind sharing the seat.
We’ll cruise down rainbow road,
While exchanging body heat.

I’ll capture your bunker,
with strategic use of force.
Send wave after wave,
Until you come for me,
Then my siege tank will respond

There’s plenty of time
While I research the nuke
But when my [...]

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Hiding Behind the Monitor

Though this is an issue much more severe than any one game can reflect, many of you have asked for my thoughts on this story as a female gamer. For quite some time there has been an uproar over the plans Blizzard had to force WoW players to post as themselves (using their “real life” [...]

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New Video: What They Didn’t Want to Show You at E3

Odds are that you’re tired of hearing about E3. {Why?} Because you know all there is to know about the expo and the games, tech and various other things that surround the convention, right?
Perfect. This video is for you. {Again, why?} I made sure to touch base on the uncommon aspects of the show, specifically [...]

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Nixie Fails her Driver’s Test

According to an insurance company’s telephone survey* of more than 2,000 drivers…
30 percent of women have drank and drove.
77 percent of women have crashed their vehicle.
36 percent of woman admitted to verbally abusing another driver.
Gladly I succeed at not fitting into either of the above percentages in real life, but I sure fail at [...]

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Five Most Beautiful Booth Babes of E3 2010

I was very happy to attend (my very first) E3 this year and to experience the new & improved E3 booth babes! In honor of this momentous occasion, I have compiled a short list of my favorite eye candy from this year’s show.
#5. Lovely Latinas promoting Lucha Libre Heroes Del Ring

Stripper boots, skin tight shorts, [...]

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